With thanks to Ms Anonymous for the idea and the initial questions -- and my apologies to her for certain non-answers...  COFFEE or TEA? I'd sell my own grandmother for a mug of sweet, sweet black coffee.  COFFEE or IRISH COFFEE? Ah, very clever! Definitely feel free to "Irish-it-up" if it's after 6pm. [That said, it's always after 6pm somewhere in the world...]  MRS MAY or MR CORBYN? It rather depends on how much I've had to drink.  ROUNDHEAD or CAVALIER? Cavalier... because puritanism just doesn't do it for me... I wish it did.  ROMANTIC or CYNIC? I'm only a cynic on Valentine's Day; most other days the romantic in me wins.  REMAIN or BREXIT? Oh my -- are we having another referendum? Anyway... no comment.  BLUE or PINK? Pink: the colour of some of my favourite cocktails -- and my favourite gentleman's blouse.  SEX or BOOZE? Booze; it's much more inclusive. Chin-chin!  PRESIDENT PUTIN or PRESIDENT TRUMP? Now don't be silly... [1O] TRUE LOVE or MILLION$ OF POUNDS? True love. Definitely. So there.