Dedicated to Ms.SG41, Big Mac and Amanda Lyle... some hasty and possibly rather ill-conceived rhyming haiku for the Sunday evening drinker... For sanity's sake Drown in the alcohol lake Where fun is not fake! Will you pour the gin? Add tonic and we'll begin. So let's say "chin-chin". Drinkers are no fools They follow Cider House Rules: Wisdom, beyond schools. Is it white, or red? Down the boozy lane I'm led Sod tomorrow's head! Just stand in my shoes; To thrash them Sunday night blues You can't beat the booze. Drinks all round!