'SPOTTING THE SNIDES' Sniggers, smirks and sneers. The snide ones, they're all around. They stare, mockingly. They laugh at your dreams, Taunt all of your hopes and plans, Snort at your efforts. If you let them in If the snide's your co-pilot? Your plane, it will crash. Thing is: they who sneer? They've a fragile sense of self: Their pain throbs deeply. The joy and beauty Of your building and trying Is their grim poison. Made foul by self-hate They want to give you their pain. They're rancid goblins. You cannot help them So take away their power By ignoring them. So, to summarise With quick and simple advice: I just say: Fuck 'em.
Yes!
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Fuck em 😂😂😂
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Now this is the kind of poetry I would like to have studied at university. Fuck Keats and Donne!
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Haha — well for me it would certainly have made GCSE English a wee lil’ more fun. 😉
Too kind, Hans… too kind. 🙂
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Fuck the Goblins! Well put, my friend!
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Haha, thankyou(!)
There’s always a place for some profanity… and this was one of them. 😉
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I love a profanity, me! 😜
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As grandmother would say, “fuck yeah, baby!” 😀
Now excuse me whilst I help the Vicar up and offer him a large restorative brandy…
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Hahaha! Shall I fetch the soap? One must wash ones mouth out! 😳
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Haha… only if it’s strawberry flavoured. ;
And yes… grandmother was a real tough old stick. They don’t make ’em like her any more… I wish we still owned her motorbike. 😉
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Motorbike!? 😳 Was she like the granny in the book “The granny who wasn’t like other grannies?”
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She wrote it. 😉
Haha, seriously though, she was from a big family of mavericks… the bike was from the 1930s but she kept the thing for decades. I always wanted a ride in the sidecar but it wasn’t meant to be. 😉 Ah well… maybe I should buy my own one day. and go on “A Bike Trip for Grandma”. 😀
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Haha Amazing! I must say, it’s been my life-long ambition to ride in a sidecar too! I want to see the wind in my hair …like I just don’t care! :-p
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Haha sounds like a song lyric?
So will you be in the sidecar with all the bottles of the good stuff? You’ll still need some goggles, though. 😉
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Of course! Let’s hope it all fits… I’ve got 10 crates of the stuff! :-p
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Will that be enough? 😉
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It should be… but just in case, I’ll buy another two… CRATES! :-p
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Haha… I’m not sure if there’s an emoticon for “rubs hands together in delicious glee”… but there should be. 😀
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Haha… so many emoji’s they are lacking. Joss-sticks, kaftans and SC, to name a few!
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Hmph. Far too many “straights” in charge of these things. :(. Or is it hip to say “squares”, yet? 😉
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I don’t think it’s hip to say ‘squares’, so we will stick with ‘straights’ :-p
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Yes, it seems I’m still stuck in my 1950s “retro” phase. ‘Straights’ works for me… damn them. 😉
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The 1950’s were badass… and they wore tweed, right?
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Sadly not with biker jackets… but it certainly was Tweed City out there! Ah, heaven…
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One can’t go wrong with a spot of tweed!…or a biker jacket, to be fair!
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I agree… just change into the tweed once the bike’s been parked. 😉 Ah, a 1950s-style road trip, what better? 😀
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Sounds just my cup of tea! I’ll bring my pushbike and pretend it’s a revvy one!
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Haha, yes, plenty of vocal “vroom-vrooms” I hope! I came from the ‘dangerous’ time before pushbikers wore cycling helmets, of course. 😉
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I say this…. but I haven’t actually ridden a bike for about 15 years :-p I might be a wee bit out of practice.
No helmet? You naughty boy!
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Whoops… well, it’s been over 20 years for me… haha, yes, I was the proverbial Rebel Without a Clue, I’m sure: cycling up and down those Cotswold hills with sheer reckless abandon… not sure the little basket on the front helped my image, though. 😮
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Haha! ‘Rebel Without a Clue’ – Love that! And, hey! What’s a bike without a wicker basket on the front?
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Well, true… where else am I going to keep my handbag?
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Hehe. Taking being a feminist to a whole new level. :-p
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Damn right!
I blame the She-Ra cartoons. 😉 (Before your time…)
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Haha…I have no idea what they are! You’re showing your age now! :-p
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Hmph. Youngsters… ‘She-Ra’ is a warrior-princess. *folds arms sniffily… pouts* 😉
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I shall Google it. Sounds kinda cool. I was a Moomin fan, myself!
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Haha, you can’t beat Moomins… I think kids of all ages know them! Whatever they were. Hippos?
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Albino hippos, I suppose. The red-headed girl always freaked me out.
HEY.. that’s another post we can do? Childhood TV classics!
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…along with the ‘tipple’ list!
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Haha, yes… it’s a bit of a creative brainstorm tonight(!) [Assuming one can still say ‘brainstorm’…. I must use the internet more…]
Of course, I know a lot of kids TV because as a boy the TV was my 3rd parent (1st, really, but I keep that quiet…)
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Don’t worry! Your secret is safe with me *Zips mouth*
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That’s a relief… when I read your last post I was reminded of how my parents gave me my own TV when I was about 6… kept me quiet!
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In your room? Your very own TV? Now I’m jealous!
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Well, it was one of the few things I did have: I had to wear 2nd-hand flares ’til I was 5. 😉
No channel-changer, though… I had to stand up to turn it over(!)
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Yes, I remember the pain…and the static – just terrible. Only 4 channels, too!
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I know… thinking back, it’s half-way to barbarianism. 😉 Of course, if there was nothing on TV I’d always have my Rubik’s Cube… which I’d throw across the room before I cried in frustration… such a happy young thing, I was. 😉
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Don’t get me started on the rubik’s cube! You should read my post: http://www.insidethelifeofmoi.com/2014/07/28/the-joys-of-being-a-90s-kid/
It’ll be a trip down memory lane!
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Haha, I’m going to bookmark that. 😉
You always provide a proper, worthwhile read… I’m going to make some hot chocolate for when I read that. 😀
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It isn’t written very well, I warn you… but the memories will make up for it. I promise! Two words: Crystal Maze!
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Oooh yes… you know, I’ve got a friend going to London to play that, apparently: there’s a whole ‘Crystal Maze experience’ down there. Retro. 😉
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That was – by far – my favourite show. Up there with Gladiators!
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Haha… Saturday evening isn’t the same without Gladiators. 😉
With regard to the C-Maze, did you have a favourite zone? I hear it’s a psychological indicator. 😉
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The Aztec zone was my favourite! You?
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Split between Aztec and Medieval (I’m big on duality…).
“Industrial” depressed me a bit. 😉
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Haha… I wonder what that says about us? We’re living in the past? *rolls eyes* Just because I’m still racking out in a shell-suit, does not mean I’m still living in 90’s! :-p
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Haha, so we’re reactionary luddites? Only one word for that, my friend: “Old School”. 😉
Now where’s my snood…?
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or… old skool <- That's how the cool kid's spell it! :-p
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My spell check thing keeps changing it to “Skull”. 😦
Bloody speel cheek. We’re too Old Skull for all that…
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Haha! My apologies… I knew you were cool, all along!
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Oh ayes: as cool as ’80s aviator sunglasses and pink golfing sweaters. 😉
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It was a strong look, I must say! 😉
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You know, I’m picking up a lot of style tips from you, Amanda… haha and to think, back in January I was going to opt for an all-black wardrobe. 😉
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Haha! You’ll be wearing a creeper beanie hat soon!
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Oh yes… I can see it… I’d like to say I’d draw a line at wearing the MC Hammer style pants, but in truth I’ll get roped into anything…!
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I was eyeing some mc hammer pants up just the other day. I was tempted. Very tempted… but then my friend gave me this look. Like, NO! Don’t do it!!!
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Haha, you should ignore your friend… far too conventional. 😉
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Not a hippie like us, right?
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Nope. Another ‘straight’. Bless ’em.
We know where it’s at. 😉
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I’m afraid so. I’m slowly converting all my friend to Hippiedom – it’s only a matter of time!
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Oh yes; I think good sense and your persuasion mean it’s inevitable. 😉
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I do apologise… I only just noticed I had an email from you: I was too busy talking to you. 😉 I’d better bid you a goodnight lest I get in the way of lucid dreaming!
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Good night, my friend. Let’s hope we have lucid dreams! 😊
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Fingers crossed!
Nite-nite. 🙂
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Ps: I love your grandmother!
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Sounds like they broke the mould, Buffy 🙂 🙂
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Gosh — you are very kind, Jo. Thank you. 🙂
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I agree — FUCK Them!
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Haha, maybe I should have capitalised the word? 😉 Nicely said!
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Love it!! X
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Why thank you — most kind. 🙂
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[…] via THE SNEERING GOBLIN — Mr Buffy Devane […]
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Reblogged this on Bum's Landing & Restart – Andrè Michael Pietroschek.
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I appreciated your words. Sadly my own on the topic were in minimalism, but I share them with you. And feel free to delete this comment, as I need no fame-phishing… 😉
Easy Way’s Price
© Andrè M. Pietroschek, all rights reserved
Each false friend
puts a shadow
unto the only Light
you still have left
to find your happiness with!
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Thank you for the reblog, Andrè… and I think you made your point very succinctly here: thank you for sharing this!
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